if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize