I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
operation have a gay friend backfired
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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