it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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