"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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