You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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