Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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