I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
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She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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