if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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