just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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