Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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