She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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