Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
there's paper in my vomit.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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