Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
where are you?
Hypothermia
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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