My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
