I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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