my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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