You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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