this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
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this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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