...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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