I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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