from now on my penis is your penis
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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