Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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