so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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