oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.