I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I bet he comes in French.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.