If i come over, it means nothing
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike