When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.