Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
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I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.