Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.