the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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