it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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