Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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