i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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