I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.