I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.