hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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