So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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