Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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