I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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