Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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