fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
