No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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