Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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