i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
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What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
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if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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