New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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