ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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