This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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