I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I love having hate sex.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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