So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
