suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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