Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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