So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Randomize
