I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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