my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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