just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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