This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
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I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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