so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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