you win again, gameday.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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