do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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