He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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