I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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