why didn't you poke me back
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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