i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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